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Post by earlwb on Sept 22, 2007 20:52:55 GMT -5
One good reason to use the proper facilities when you need to go.
Biker's p$nis hit by lightning
A Croatian motorbiker's p$nis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.
Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.
"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my p$nis."
Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my p$nis will function normally eventually."
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Post by swampsniper on Sept 22, 2007 21:23:08 GMT -5
When you are 30 miles from civilization, Earl, you can't be particular! ;D
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Post by scooterlizard on Sept 23, 2007 9:09:40 GMT -5
Gives a whole new meaning to "Burnt Weiner". OUCH!!!!!
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Post by scooterollie on Sept 23, 2007 11:23:05 GMT -5
Salty water makes a great conductor!
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Post by howlnwoof on Sept 23, 2007 16:05:21 GMT -5
Obviously, it was not a direct strike or the guy would have no wiener at all! I knew a guy whose dad was playing golf when his caddy was struck by lightning. It killed him and blew his partially melted sneakers off. His poor father had to carry his own clubs for FIVE HOLES! Sorry, just kidding about the last part. The rest of the story is true.
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Post by earlwb on Sept 24, 2007 14:37:30 GMT -5
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Post by manx on Sept 24, 2007 22:24:21 GMT -5
Wow! My grandfather was hit by lighting while riding a motorcycle to school when my mom was a very small child (she's 89 now, so it was a long time ago) and he picked himself up, brushed himself off & went on his merry way. Guess he was pretty lucky.
A scooterist stopped to go pee
instead of attempting to flee
the lightening that lit
just happened to hit
the bit that helps him go wee
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Post by Aerostudent on Sept 25, 2007 21:33:04 GMT -5
Thanks Manx for making my day!!! +1 for you! On the serious side, that sucks to get struck by lightning and THERE of all places...
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Post by swampsniper on Sept 25, 2007 21:49:33 GMT -5
Watch this, hold my beer! ;D |
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Post by aristide1 on Oct 15, 2007 16:00:00 GMT -5
I wouldn't blame the guy if he got a little paranoid every time he hears thunder from now on.
I mean what are the odds of lightning striking in a 3 inch area?
Of course, he'll never get this excited again, the rest of his sex life will be all downhill from here. <- That wasn't a Freudian slip, that was a Freudian push off the cliff.
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Post by aristide1 on Oct 15, 2007 16:00:54 GMT -5
Gives a whole new meaning to "Burnt Weiner". OUCH!!!!! Great, how am I every going to eat an overcooked hot dog again? ;D |
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Post by upstate240 on Jan 21, 2009 22:24:26 GMT -5
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh just found this.... ouch ouch
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Post by d on Jan 22, 2009 14:27:50 GMT -5
OH bad word!!
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Post by teknoyd on Feb 1, 2009 12:24:44 GMT -5
I wouldn't blame the guy if he got a little paranoid every time he hears thunder from now on. I mean what are the odds of lightning striking in a 3 inch area? Of course, he'll never get this excited again, the rest of his sex life will be all downhill from here. <- That wasn't a Freudian slip, that was a Freudian push off the cliff. 3 inch?! That's sad... |
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Post by thumper650 on Feb 1, 2009 15:01:44 GMT -5
What's wrong with actually typing out the word "thingy" I mean it's pretty clinical.
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Post by thumper650 on Feb 1, 2009 15:04:35 GMT -5
I can't believe that we can't use the word "Peni$" that's retarded. We're all adults here. My previous post was changed automatically.
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Post by phaze on Aug 8, 2009 22:54:11 GMT -5
i would say after that deal it should get bigger lol
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Post by Chi Makwa on Aug 9, 2009 4:37:10 GMT -5
Wow!
Sounds like the lightning hit his body somewhere else and then channeled through his urine stream to the ground. Wow!
I mean, wow!
(Nice doggerel manx! lol)
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Post by shalomdawg on Aug 9, 2009 22:03:28 GMT -5
howdy, if ya come back on this thread manx, where in oregon are ya? i'm in southestern washington. i DO look before weeing on a fence to confirm it doesn't have an electric component.
lotsa miles and smiles to ya
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Post by junkymagi on Aug 11, 2009 2:12:14 GMT -5
I don't believe he was hit and it traveled through his thingy to the ground. The urine would have flashed to steam and he's be a girl now from the explosion.
It was probably a near strike that hit the ground and traveled up into him through his urine stream. Was far enough away to be dangerous but not deadly.
It's like the trees out in a field getting hit and anyone/thing standing under it getting zapped. Ever seen news about some cows under a tree getting killed by lightening hitting the tree?
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Post by chaz12 on Aug 31, 2009 2:09:09 GMT -5
Ya, don't ride in severe weather. Lightning is not ones best friend. See riding in severe weather is about as risky riding at night on country highways with deer, possums, racoons ect running out infront of one and all they say is," Holy cow, what the hlll", before impact.
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Post by CCProf on Aug 31, 2009 8:54:22 GMT -5
definitely puts a tingle in the dingle.
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