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Post by fulltimerart on Apr 25, 2007 19:09:40 GMT -5
Bob arrived at the IRS office accompanied by another man, and the auditor thought that he was Bobs lawer. After going over the tax records, the auditor says, "You are living way over your income, Bob. How do you do it?" Bob replied, "I gamble a lot and I usually win." to which the auditor gave a very disbelieving look. "I can prove it, would you like me to give you a demonstration?" and the IRS man said, "Sure, go ahead." So bob says ,"I bet you 1000 dollars I can bite my eye." Auditor thinks that this is impossible so he tells Bob to go ahead. Bob removes his glass eye and bites it,and then says that he will bet 2000 dollars that he can bite his other eye. We know that Bob can see, so the IRS man knows he cant loose so he takes the bet. Bob removes his dentures and bites his good eye. Then Bob says, "Now you are down 3000 dollars, do you want to go double or nothing? I bet I can stand on your desk and pee into that wastebasket over by the door and not get a drop anywhere else." The auditor was cautious but knew this could not be done so he agreed to the bet. Bob climbed onto the desk and peed all over it. The auditor was delighted but Bobs friend was visibly shaken. "Are you OK ?."asked the auditor, and the friend says, "Not really, Bob bet me $20,000 that he could pee on your desk and you would be happy about it."
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Post by Charlie on Apr 25, 2007 21:13:55 GMT -5
That is freakin funny!
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Post by earlwb on Apr 25, 2007 21:43:03 GMT -5
Ooooh, that is too good.
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