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Post by fulltimerart on Mar 17, 2007 17:10:40 GMT -5
 Dude walks into a bar,gets a beer and notices a horse in the rear of the room. He walks over to look, and there is a sign that says, $10.00 per chance, make the horse laugh and win $1000.00. He pays the bartender $10.00, walks over to the horse and a minute later the horse starts laughing like crazy. Dude collects the thousand and leaves. Couple weeks go by,he stops back in the bar and there is a new sign by the horse, reading, $10.00 per chance, make the horse cry and win $1000.00. He pays the bartender the ten, walks over to the horse and pretty soon the horse starts crying. The bartender hands over the thousand and asks, just how did you make the horse laugh and then cry? Nobody else has been able to do that. Dude replies, "To make him laugh I told him that I was hung bigger than he is. To make him cry, I showed him."
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Dude walks into a bar,gets a beer and notices a horse in the rear of the room. He walks over to look, and there is a sign that says, $10.00 per chance, make the horse laugh and win $1000.00. He pays the bartender $10.00, walks over to the horse and a minute later the horse starts laughing like crazy. Dude collects the thousand and leaves. Couple weeks go by,he stops back in the bar and there is a new sign by the horse, reading, $10.00 per chance, make the horse cry and win $1000.00. He pays the bartender the ten, walks over to the horse and pretty soon the horse starts crying. The bartender hands over the thousand and asks, just how did you make the horse laugh and then cry? Nobody else has been able to do that. Dude replies, "To make him laugh I told him that I was hung bigger than he is. To make him cry, I showed him."