Post by Charlie on Mar 3, 2007 23:14:34 GMT -5
What her drink says about HER
Drink : Beer
Personality : Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality : Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink : Barcardi Breezer - Hooch
Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is. and you're in.
Drink : Shots
Personality : Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait
Then there is the male drink analysis:
The deal with guys is as always, very simple and clear cut:
Cheap Domestic Beer :
He's poor and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer :
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer :
He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.
Wine :
He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image
and help him get laid.
Whisky :
He doesn't give two sh!ts about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.
Tequila :
Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something with a pulse.
Barcardi Breezer-Hooch :
He's gay but that's cool.
Bacardi Breeser-Hooch followed by a shot of whiskey.
He's bi so this doubles his chances of getting laid.
Drink : Beer
Personality : Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality : Flaky, annoying, ditzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink : Barcardi Breezer - Hooch
Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is. and you're in.
Drink : Shots
Personality : Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait
Then there is the male drink analysis:
The deal with guys is as always, very simple and clear cut:
Cheap Domestic Beer :
He's poor and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer :
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer :
He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.
Wine :
He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image
and help him get laid.
Whisky :
He doesn't give two sh!ts about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.
Tequila :
Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something with a pulse.
Barcardi Breezer-Hooch :
He's gay but that's cool.
Bacardi Breeser-Hooch followed by a shot of whiskey.
He's bi so this doubles his chances of getting laid.