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Post by fulltimerart on Mar 3, 2007 18:35:40 GMT -5
 Step 1- go to a second hand store and buy a pair of used mens work boots, size 14 to 16. Step 2-place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans and several NRA magazines. Step 3-put a few large, empty dog dishes on the porch too. Step 4-leave a note on your door that reads,Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Dont mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I dont think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS-I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside.
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Post by bond007 on Mar 16, 2007 0:28:26 GMT -5
That's Great, DAVID
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Step 1- go to a second hand store and buy a pair of used mens work boots, size 14 to 16. Step 2-place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans and several NRA magazines. Step 3-put a few large, empty dog dishes on the porch too. Step 4-leave a note on your door that reads,Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Dont mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I dont think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS-I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside.