Post by Charlie on Feb 26, 2007 17:53:28 GMT -5
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it
over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two
cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them
at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to
approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two
cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them
at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to
approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
