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Post by tankcommander on Feb 9, 2007 17:49:55 GMT -5
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute redhead. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says. "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The redhead who had just opened her book, slowly closes it and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy smiling. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the redhead. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy replies, "I don't have the slightest idea." So tell me says the redhead, "How is it you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know @#!t?"
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