gone to heaven

[T W I S T E R]

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three old women died in a car crash. They were invited into heaven but cautioned against stepping on the ducks. At the start, one stepped on a duck and and angle tied her to an ugly old man. The second lady did the same thing and the angels tied her to an ugly old man. The third lady being very cautious went for a time without doing this. Shortly, an angel tied her to a very handsome man. She asked him why they did this and he told her: I just stepped on a duck.

[Aaron]

Three middle aged guys died in a similar car crash. When they got to heaven St Peter said we are trying out a new entry system... all I need to ask is how many times you cheated on your spouse. The first guy said well three times. So he was handed a Bicycle and sent in to heaven. The second guy said only one time. So he was given an 84 Ford Escort and sent into heaven. The last guy said I never cheated on my wife. St Peter offered him the transportation of his choice and he chose an Enzo Ferrari. Several days later the guy with the Escort and the guy with the bike came accross the guy with the Ferarri pulled over to the side of the road crying. They asked him what was wrong. He said I just passed my wife and she was hitchhiking!

Aaron