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Post by bayourider on Jan 4, 2007 17:22:28 GMT -5
Did you hear about the Blonde who got fired from the M & M factory?? She kept throwing out the W's
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Post by rookie on Jan 5, 2007 10:27:42 GMT -5
a real thigh slapper!!! NOT!!!!  |
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Post by bayourider on Jan 5, 2007 11:05:07 GMT -5
Yeah, my wife says my sense of humor sucks too. I thought it was funny. Oh well.....
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Post by jose on Jan 5, 2007 17:34:32 GMT -5
Okay a good, but; bad one..
What's the diff. between a Mosquito and a blond?
Mosquitos stop sucking when you sl@* them!
I hope this works.
Jose
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Post by rookie on Jan 5, 2007 17:35:36 GMT -5
That's better!!!
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Post by johnnyscoots on Jan 19, 2007 13:36:19 GMT -5
A young blonde woman goes to the doctor for an annual phyiscal. Everything is going well until the nurse asks her to kindly remove her headphones.
"I can't do that!!!" the blonde screams.
"Why not," the nurse asks, very perplexed.
"Cuz I'll DIE IF I DO!" the blonde shrieks.
"No, you won't. I promise. Just take them off, and the doctor will be with you shortly." With that, the nurse leaves, and tells the doctor the whole story. 20 minutes pass as the doctor and nurse laugh uncontrollably. Finally the doctor says, "OK. Guess I'll go check on Madame Headphones." He walks down the hall, and knocks on the door. No response. He opens the door to find, to his dismay, the young blonde woman quite dead on the floor of the exam room. Her headphones, which are no longer on her head, are laying on the counter. The doctor, curious, picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out."
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Post by joseph on Jan 19, 2007 15:57:57 GMT -5
A blonde bought a coach ticket for an airplane flight from California to New York. However, when she got on the airplane she decided to sit down in the First class seats. A flight attendant came by and kindly asked her to go to her seat. The blonde refused. Another flight attendant came and asked her once again, and she refused. Yet another flight attendant came and asked her to please go to her seat, she refused again. The flight would be delayed very soon if they didn't get her to her seat, so, the flight attendants went to the pilot and asked him if he could help. They explained the situation, a blonde who is sitting in the wrong seat to upgrade her passage. A smile came on the pilot's face and he answered back, "Don't even worry about it, my wife is blonde, I'll handle it."
So, the pilot went up to her, whispered in her ear, and she quickly got up and left for her seat in the coach area, not before exclaiming, "Well, why didn't you say so before!!??"
The flight attendants were amazed to say the least. They went up to the pilot and asked him what he said to her in her ear. He responded, "Simple. I just told her that First class wasn't going to New York!" ;D
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Post by sussexscooterhead on Jan 20, 2007 13:15:18 GMT -5
Nice one, Joseph!
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Post by manx on Jan 25, 2007 21:11:26 GMT -5
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible!
Manx....Very blonde Manx
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Post by Admin on Jan 25, 2007 22:58:47 GMT -5
Good sense of humor Manx.
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Post by bond007 on Jan 25, 2007 23:37:12 GMT -5
Good username manx "Manix" let's act real egomanical and do a movie together. Bond007. I'll install missle launchers and flip over plates ect. Are the dawg's whining yet? Yes I think I hear a few howling. My wife and I are both blonde and we are not offended by the jokes. We tell other people blonde joke's. Sometimes you can almost read there minds; Aren't you two blonde? David
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ketchikankid
Junior Dawg
No Scooters yet... Still looking around.
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Post by ketchikankid on Jan 26, 2007 18:49:46 GMT -5
I was a blonde till I was 5 years of age...
My wife manx has been going from blonde to ... very blonde of late.
Or is it silver?
There is the one about the blonde puzzle club. They were so happy about finally finishing thier puzzle. They went to a bar to celebrate.
They came into the bar chanting "68 days, 68 days."
The bartender was asked to pour a round for the house and then after a while the bartender had time to ask "What are you celebrating?"
The leader of the blondes said....
"We just finished a puzzle in 68 days. On the box it said from three to seven years !!!!"
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