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Post by strangerdejavu on Sept 5, 2006 8:49:10 GMT -5
What do you call a pregnant flight attendant? Pilot Error.  (no offense intended to any flight attendants on the forum!) |
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Post by riker140 on Sept 5, 2006 15:55:32 GMT -5
It's seems two americans ladies of middle age went to scootland. In there travels they found a scotman asleep under a tree. One said to the other "I have aways wounder what they wear under those kilts"?
The second said "let's find out'! so they lift the kilt and there before them is the large member. They both blush and say what have we done. The talke a little longer we should wake him and tell hin\m what we have done/ The second no let's just leave a message. But no paper no pen so one lady pulls her blue ribbon out of her hair and ties in in a bow on the scotman member.
They leave and in doing so the scotman awakes--feels something underhis kilt so lifting it he see this blue ribbon bow. And he sayes
"Id dina no where you ben but you won first prize"
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(no offense intended to any flight attendants on the forum!)