Post by stormy on Sept 3, 2006 19:34:43 GMT -5
Two Hillbillies are out hunting and run into each other, one is a guy, and the other one is a girl. So they keep seeing each other every day after that for about a year. They have so much in common they decide to get married, even though one lives on one side of the mountain, and the other on the other side.
The guy family gives him some land, and build him a small shack for a home. The girl family gives her a mule, a plow and some seeds, so they are ready for there live together. They go down into the valley to find a preacher to marry them, then back up the mountain to set up housekeeping.
In the middle of the night the guy comes stubbling into his father house, his father hear him and goes out to see what the problem is. He see his son, setting at the table crying. What wrong son he ask? Well Paw, after getting back to the house from getting married, we put out clothes away, feed the mule, and ate supper, then it was time for bed. We each undress on our own side of the bed, and crawed into bed. She threw back the covers, pointed beween her legs and said, you see this, it has never been touch, I'am still a virgin, I've been saving it for you. That when I jumped up and grabed my clothes and came back home. I never want to see her again, and I don't want to be married to her no more. Well said Paw, I don't blame you one bit, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she isn't good enough for ours!!!!!
The guy family gives him some land, and build him a small shack for a home. The girl family gives her a mule, a plow and some seeds, so they are ready for there live together. They go down into the valley to find a preacher to marry them, then back up the mountain to set up housekeeping.
In the middle of the night the guy comes stubbling into his father house, his father hear him and goes out to see what the problem is. He see his son, setting at the table crying. What wrong son he ask? Well Paw, after getting back to the house from getting married, we put out clothes away, feed the mule, and ate supper, then it was time for bed. We each undress on our own side of the bed, and crawed into bed. She threw back the covers, pointed beween her legs and said, you see this, it has never been touch, I'am still a virgin, I've been saving it for you. That when I jumped up and grabed my clothes and came back home. I never want to see her again, and I don't want to be married to her no more. Well said Paw, I don't blame you one bit, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she isn't good enough for ours!!!!!