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Post by Tony on Nov 10, 2006 13:22:32 GMT -5
Marci Pokorney on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 5:56 PM -0700 wrote: >A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over >his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical >procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. >"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" >Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to >wash your upper body and feet." >He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" >Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she >overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises >his gown, holds his thingy in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting >and moving t hem around. >Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, >Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, >"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,very closely... >A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
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Post by subsailortrainman on Nov 10, 2006 22:27:42 GMT -5
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