Post by ddillon on Aug 8, 2006 19:42:53 GMT -5
Prostitute's Tax Return
A woman walks into her accountant's office
and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says:
"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc,
and then asks, "what is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
"No, No, No, that won't work.
That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK., I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute,then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks,
"What does chicken farming
have to do with being a whore call girl?'
"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."
"Good enough."
and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says:
"Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc,
and then asks, "what is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
"No, No, No, that won't work.
That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK., I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute,then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks,
"What does chicken farming
have to do with being a whore call girl?'
"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."
"Good enough."