Post by sussexscooterhead on Jul 21, 2006 12:33:51 GMT -5
Three elderly men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The seventy-year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to tinkle."
The eighty-year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM."
The ninety-year old says, "That's nothin'. At seven I pee like a horse and at eight I flop like a cow."
"So then what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
The seventy-year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to tinkle."
The eighty-year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM."
The ninety-year old says, "That's nothin'. At seven I pee like a horse and at eight I flop like a cow."
"So then what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
