Post by Twigster on Jul 6, 2006 18:39:04 GMT -5
50th Anniversary Sex
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can
do it for old time's sake.
"Oooooooh, Henry, you old devil, that sounds like a good idea," she
answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's not any trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers
down and the Old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she
hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into
the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are
bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's
hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex
imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is
amazed. He thinks he's learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
policeman, still watching thinks, "that was truly amazing - that old man
was going like a train- I've got to ask him what his secret is."
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else. You had
sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a
fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Well...Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can
do it for old time's sake.
"Oooooooh, Henry, you old devil, that sounds like a good idea," she
answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's not any trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers
down and the Old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she
hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into
the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are
bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.
This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's
hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex
imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is
amazed. He thinks he's learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
policeman, still watching thinks, "that was truly amazing - that old man
was going like a train- I've got to ask him what his secret is."
As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else. You had
sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a
fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Well...Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
