Post by Aaron on May 18, 2006 22:06:30 GMT -5
A newlywed couple, a middle age couple, and an elderly couple attend a new church in town. After the sermon the preacher meets with them all and says, "we'd love to have you join our flock but there's one thing you have to accomplish to join. You have to remain celibate for 6 months". All three couples love the church and promise do do their best. 6 months later they return and meet with the pastor. The elderly couple when asked say," pastor we have slept in seperate beds and have not been intimate in over 15 years". The pastor says,"Then welcome to our church!" The middle aged couple replied," pastor it was very hard and there were a couple times when we almost faltered but we made it". The pastor replied," I'm proud of you both and welcome to our church!" The young couple looked downcast and said, "pastor we wanted to but failed miserably. My wife had on this short mini-skirt and when she leaned across the counter I had to have her right then and there!". The pastor replied, "I'm sorry you broke the rules and are not welcome in our church". The you couple replied, "That's ok pastor we're not allowed in the supermarket any more either!".