Post by Aaron on May 17, 2006 19:36:13 GMT -5
This is old.....if you've heard it I'm sorry!
An elderly lady in a Cadillac pulls into the mall and is cruising for a parking space. Two spaces from the entrance she sees another patron ready to pull out. Patiently with her signal light on she waits for the other driver to leave. As the other car backs out and pulls around her a shiny new Corvette flies into the spot. A young man gets out and shouts to the old woman "that's how you do it when your young and fast!" The old lady sighs puts the Caddy in gear and starts to roll. As the young man turns to head into the mall he hears screaching tires and a horrendous crash. Spinning around he sees the Caddy on top of his totaled Vette. The old lady gets out of her car looks at the young punk and says "that's how you do it when your old and rich".
An elderly lady in a Cadillac pulls into the mall and is cruising for a parking space. Two spaces from the entrance she sees another patron ready to pull out. Patiently with her signal light on she waits for the other driver to leave. As the other car backs out and pulls around her a shiny new Corvette flies into the spot. A young man gets out and shouts to the old woman "that's how you do it when your young and fast!" The old lady sighs puts the Caddy in gear and starts to roll. As the young man turns to head into the mall he hears screaching tires and a horrendous crash. Spinning around he sees the Caddy on top of his totaled Vette. The old lady gets out of her car looks at the young punk and says "that's how you do it when your old and rich".