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Post by 90GTVert on May 11, 2006 0:24:10 GMT -5
A lady walks into a new scooter dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect scooter and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather seat, she farts loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, madam. How may we help you today? " Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely scooter?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching the seat, you're likely to sh!t when you hear the price."
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Post by sauceboy01 on Jun 5, 2006 20:42:33 GMT -5
hahahaha, best joke on here!!!
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