Post by sussexscooterhead on Apr 18, 2006 17:44:40 GMT -5
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here
are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do And, it's
usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age
of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the
self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman
with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't
trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if
you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't
betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman
over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you
are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against
marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to
get a little sausage.
(There, now I've made up for the "Female hormones in Beer" joke.)
are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do And, it's
usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age
of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the
self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman
with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't
trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if
you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't
betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman
over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you
are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against
marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to
get a little sausage.
(There, now I've made up for the "Female hormones in Beer" joke.)
