International Thinking

[sussexscooterhead]

INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.


Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an Canadian, using Bill Gate's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization.

[Admin]

You, Sir, are brilliant! But, you forgot to mention that we wouldn't have ever heard your pearl of wisdom if we weren't on a forum to discuss Chinese scooters.

[sussexscooterhead]

LOL

I was going to put the Paparazzi on Chinese scooters! Hadn't thought about making reference to the forum.

And to be honest, with the exception of a couple details, this was just a cut and paste job.

I'm not that brilliant.