Post by sussexscooterhead on Mar 29, 2006 9:39:02 GMT -5
An older man was speeding down the road at 80 mph when he
looked in his rearview mirror and saw a police car coming with its lights flashing and siren blaring.
Thinking he could out run the police, the man sped up to 100 mph.
Suddenly, he realized his foolishness and pulled over to the side of the road and stopped.
The police officer pulled up, walked up to the car and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes and it's Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the police officer and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop and I thought you were bringing her back."
The cop replied, "Have a nice day
looked in his rearview mirror and saw a police car coming with its lights flashing and siren blaring.
Thinking he could out run the police, the man sped up to 100 mph.
Suddenly, he realized his foolishness and pulled over to the side of the road and stopped.
The police officer pulled up, walked up to the car and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes and it's Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the police officer and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop and I thought you were bringing her back."
The cop replied, "Have a nice day
