Today's Joke.

[sussexscooterhead]

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.

"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

[Admin]

Hey scooterhead. Keep up the jokes. Nobody replies but it gets pretty good views.

[sussexscooterhead]

I will!

I don't really expect people to respond, like you I just keep an eye on the views.

Just trying to give people more reason to keep coming back!

[sting]

And that's a good reason. You never know if someone here will go on to become president. Then we will know that person.
Think...the president...addressing the nation...and standing behind, are all of our faces on the T.V.

[fredgold52]

Very good Scooterhead. I appreciate things like this, they kind of brighten up the day for me.

[zach]

I laugh at them but rarely post back. Keep up the good jokes.