Post by frankj3 on Sept 30, 2012 12:04:43 GMT -5
You might be a redneck if............
1. You attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops.
2. You kid's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.
3. You've interrupted lovemaking to watch Dog, the Bounty Hunter.
4. Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because you ran out of ketchup.
5. You can name more wrestlers than senators.
6. Your vet's bills are double your doctor's bills.
7. The IRS has no idea that you exist.
8. You ask the judge for a light.
9. You have to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
10. You have grease under your toenails.
11. You could retire by recycling all the cans in the bed of your truck.
12. Vehicles that enter your yard rarely leave.
13. Everything you won at the fair is hanging from the rear view mirror.
14. Your voice mail greeting is a threat.
15. You've ever stolen T.P.
16. Your doorbell is a doberman.
17. You've ever belched the words 'not guilty.'
18. You get a speeding ticket while towing another vehicle.
19. Your one call from jail is to vote on American Idol.
20. You have a family portrait drawn by a courtroom artist.
21. None of the tires on your van are the same size.
22. Your washer-dryer is a sink and a ceiling fan.
23. You've fished during your lunch hour.
24. You've ever had to shave your legs to get a pair of pants to fit.
25. Your favorite pickup line is 'them things real?"
1. You attend a parent-teacher conference wearing flip-flops.
2. You kid's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.
3. You've interrupted lovemaking to watch Dog, the Bounty Hunter.
4. Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because you ran out of ketchup.
5. You can name more wrestlers than senators.
6. Your vet's bills are double your doctor's bills.
7. The IRS has no idea that you exist.
8. You ask the judge for a light.
9. You have to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
10. You have grease under your toenails.
11. You could retire by recycling all the cans in the bed of your truck.
12. Vehicles that enter your yard rarely leave.
13. Everything you won at the fair is hanging from the rear view mirror.
14. Your voice mail greeting is a threat.
15. You've ever stolen T.P.
16. Your doorbell is a doberman.
17. You've ever belched the words 'not guilty.'
18. You get a speeding ticket while towing another vehicle.
19. Your one call from jail is to vote on American Idol.
20. You have a family portrait drawn by a courtroom artist.
21. None of the tires on your van are the same size.
22. Your washer-dryer is a sink and a ceiling fan.
23. You've fished during your lunch hour.
24. You've ever had to shave your legs to get a pair of pants to fit.
25. Your favorite pickup line is 'them things real?"
