Signs that you drink too much :)

[carasdad]

Part of my ongoing 'Observations on life by Glenn' posts from facebook...

Observations on life by Glenn #5780: A few signs that you may drink too much: You lose arguments with inanimate objects......your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream....people constantly confuse you with a Senator from Massachusetts.....the back of your head always has knots on it from getting hit by the toilet seat....you can focus better with one eye closed.....Roseanne Barr looks sexy to you...Mosquitoes get the hiccups after biting you.....the parking lot gets moved while you were in the bar.....and all your shrubbery is dying from being over watered..

[dude]

"and all your shrubbery is dying from being over watered.."
My shrubbery are looking better now because I am using diapers.
(less time for pissin on them and more time for drinkin)lol

[carasdad]

Sept 20, 2012 22:46:18 GMT -5 dude said:

"and all your shrubbery is dying from being over watered.."
My shrubbery are looking better now because I am using diapers.
(less time for pissin on them and more time for drinkin)lol

Just use a Foley Catheter(the ones that have a bag attached to them)...then you can hang out with the Frat boys at their keg parties..and not have to wait in line for the potty... ;D

[larrball]

#5780 ? Glenn ?
Man that's a many of posts on FB.


Observations on life by Larry #1.
"Glenns on facebook wayyyy too much."

j/k my friend.

[carasdad]

Sept 21, 2012 1:35:44 GMT -5 larrball said:

#5780 ? Glenn ?
Man that's a many of posts on FB.


Observations on life by Larry #1.
"Glenns on facebook wayyyy too much."

j/k my friend.

larrball....not on too much...just a few minutes each day to watch the drama 'My life is so perfect' posts folks put. Also the Observations on Life is a huge Wordpad file I have been adding to for years. I love to write...so when a thought enters my mind..I jot it down...then later go to my Wordpad document and make a statement from it. Writing is therapeutic for me...helps me release issues from PTSD...anxiety etc. that I suffer from combat.. Works better than the meds do also. Myself...I don't drink..BUT..I find it very entertaining watching my friends that do...cause hell...somebody has to tell them what they did the night before...