Post by rbrooks1 on Aug 21, 2012 13:33:54 GMT -5
A blonde was sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a corn field, trying to row across the field. Another blonde is riding down the road next to the cornfield and spots the rowing blonde. She gets out of the car and says, "You know, it is blondes like you who give us other blondes a bad name!" The blonde in the rowboat said, "Oh yeah, what are you gonna' do about it?" The blonde on the side of the road said, "Well if i could swim, I would come out their and kick your ass!"
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A blonde was driving home after work, and ended up getting caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.
...Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, yet another blonde, came out and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
The first blonde told her about how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ..."HELLLLOOOO!!! You need to roll up the windows first!"
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Q: How do you make a blonde drown herself?
A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh, look, donut seeds."
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A blonde was driving home after work, and ended up getting caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe.
...Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, yet another blonde, came out and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
The first blonde told her about how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ..."HELLLLOOOO!!! You need to roll up the windows first!"
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Q: How do you make a blonde drown herself?
A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh, look, donut seeds."
