Post by frankj3 on Jun 22, 2012 23:01:53 GMT -5
The Talking Centipede
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off taking his new pet to church with him.
So he spoke into the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from his new pet and friend. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face right up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to church with me and learn about God?"
.....
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ......
This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!"
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off taking his new pet to church with him.
So he spoke into the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from his new pet and friend. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face right up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to church with me and learn about God?"
.....
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ......
This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!"
