Post by nickiemcnichols on Apr 20, 2012 9:50:19 GMT -5
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Gianni in Italy could enlarge your breasts without surgery. So she decided to go to Dr. Gianni to see if he could help her. Dr. Gianni advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew a terrific D-cup rack! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said,
'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ' Are you a patient of Dr Gianni's?' 'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
He winked and whispered,
' Hickory dickory dock'.