After a loooong scooter ride... Crack up time!!

[PasoDoble]

[inuyasha]

Hi
Argh what an image lol how can i unsee this
Take care and ride safely dear friend
Yours Hank

[PasoDoble]

Its obvious, she should consider a scooter!!! ;D ;D

[PasoDoble]

A business man stepped into an elevator.


When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
"T-G-I-F".
He smiled at her and replied,
"S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated,
"T-G-I-F", more slowly.

He again answered,
"S-H-I-T".
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she gave her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F".
The man smiled back to her and once again...,
"S-H-I-T".

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F'. means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"


The man answered,

"'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.

[skuttadawg]

Lmao on the joke .

[PasoDoble]

Here's how it gets worse.... when you apply Maths with a Blonde... and when driving, make sure you too keep your eyes on the road... LoL.

[PasoDoble]

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after
an operation. She was awake, so he examined her.
With a qik wink he added, "You'll be fine,".
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able
to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon paused with a fixated gaze at her face, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.

It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

[PasoDoble]

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.


Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'
The blonde said it was hers.


'Your dog seems to be in heat,' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.'


The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'


'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'


The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'


The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.

[PasoDoble]

A blind man wanders into an all girls
biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some
coffee. After sitting there for a
while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey,
you wanna hear a blonde joke?"


The bar immediately falls absolutely
silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair -- given that
you are blind -- that you should know
five things:


1. The bartender is a blonde girl with
a baseball bat.


2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.


3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde
woman with a black belt in karate.


4. The woman sitting next to me is
blonde and a professional weightlifter.


5. The lady to your right is blonde
and a professional wrestler. Now,
think about it seriously, Mister. "Do
you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and mutters, "No. Not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."