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Post by nickiemcnichols on Apr 12, 2012 8:38:08 GMT -5
Two Vermonters are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
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Post by redhandmoto on Apr 12, 2012 11:14:52 GMT -5
hehe good 'un
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Post by quest4fire on Apr 12, 2012 12:43:46 GMT -5
This is the first Vermonters joke I have ever heard.
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Post by PasoDoble on Apr 12, 2012 13:03:07 GMT -5
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note: "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this, but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 am. Signed, The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."  |
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