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Post by nickiemcnichols on Apr 12, 2012 8:10:14 GMT -5
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the Emergency Room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?' 'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...I'm not shooting myself in the chest.' 'So then?' asked the doctor. 'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.' 'So then?' 'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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Post by PasoDoble on Apr 12, 2012 8:38:36 GMT -5
.... So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger. She must have bolted somehow with either her blonde finger or between the trigger to live and tell her tale....LoL ;D ;D
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Post by rusiwhite on Apr 12, 2012 8:47:15 GMT -5
LOL.....that's funny
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