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Post by dragan on Mar 21, 2012 13:27:27 GMT -5
One day an Atheist was walking along the Appalachian Trail. He was admiring how "mother nature" did such a wonderful job in making the trees, birds, the mountains and such. All of a sudden he heard a rustling in the bushes nearby and a ferocious growl.A large bear came charging at him. The great beast was upon him before he could even move. Just as the hungry bear was about to swipe him down with his massive paw, the atheist cried out. " Oh Lord, help me". Time stood still. The bear's great paw was only inches from the atheist's face. A ray of light shown down on the atheist and he heard a voice from above. " All of these years, you have denied Me of My existence. And now in the most dire time of need do you call upon My name. Tell Me atheist, what would YOU have Me to do?" The atheist thought for a second, and then being a fair man he replied. " Lord, i know that it would not be fair to ask You to spare me of this most certain of death. So i would ask that You were to make the BEAR a believer in Christ, as since all of my life i have not been." There was a pause and then the light faded away. The air started to stir and the birds chirped. The bear, started to move. He stopped his mighty swing, looked at the atheist and sat down in front of him. The bear then put his two paws together and MAGICALLY started to speak. "Oh Lord, i thank you for this food that i am about to receive.....
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Post by beachbum on Mar 21, 2012 13:33:12 GMT -5
Funny
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Post by skuttadawg on Mar 21, 2012 13:42:32 GMT -5
rotflmao !!!!!!!!! good one
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