Post by nickiemcnichols on Mar 14, 2012 12:07:14 GMT -5
A circus owner runs an ad for lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a good looking, old retired golfer in his late sixties and
the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you two
had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment --
chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge at her. About half way there,
she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking
her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes
and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.
He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life.." He then
turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The retired golfer replies, "I can if you'll get that lion out of there!!!"
One is a good looking, old retired golfer in his late sixties and
the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you two
had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment --
chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge at her. About half way there,
she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking
her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes
and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.
He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life.." He then
turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
The retired golfer replies, "I can if you'll get that lion out of there!!!"
