"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

[frankj3]

I was recently in Miami and decided to learn the Spanish language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds.

My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.




"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

This is a hoot ....Sad, because it is TRUE.....But a hoot!!!! By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND....

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...


The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and a person at room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today.......


Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say.."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do, don't you!

[nickiemcnichols]

LOL, that was cute!

[terrilee]

very funny
BUT ITS NOT YOUR HOMELAND
UR PEOPLE STOLE IT FROM THE ORIGINAL PEOPLES

HOW DO U THINK THEY FELT
TRYING TO LEARN THAT STUPID ASS ENGLISH.

[TomO]

I applaud the fact of other regions of the world trying to learn the English language...It's complex and not an easy one to learn. Especially if someone starts using sarcasm, or a sarcastic tone.

I actually understood that whole conversation, lol. I run into that a lot on my gas-saving forums and car forums and in a lot of places I go to eat here in Minnesota.

[teddy554]

ever homeland was someones else at one time, its your homeland if your born and raise there right or wrong. Lets not bring stuff up from 1600, i am sure you enjoy every freedom and luxury provided by our hostile take over

[nickiemcnichols]

Cripes sake people, it's a joke! If you don't have a sense of humor, stay off this page...
laughing at ourselves is part of it!

[frankj3]

Thanks Nickie.
Been off line a while....missed your joke but I will catch up and laugh a lot!! LOL

[spandi]

Why do I all of a sudden I have visions of Andy Kaufman?.... or is this the name of a South Park episode?