Post by bigusmith on Jan 15, 2012 17:40:41 GMT -5
I have the most beautiful girl I've ever seen for a neighbor.
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!
I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I gulped and immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
M A N... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
