Post by bigusmith on Jan 6, 2012 21:56:09 GMT -5
Jim Bob, a farmer, had married a city girl. One day, when he was getting ready to go out and bale his hay, he told his wife that an artificial inseminator was due that day to service one of the cows.
Knowing that his wife knew nothing about farming nor did she know one cow from another, he told her to take the inseminator over to the barn and point out to him the cow in the stall with the nail driven partway into the stall gate.
When the inseminator arrived, she led him to the barn and pointed out the stall, saying "It's in that one with the nail in the gate."
The inseminator was curious and asked "Why is that nail there?"
To which the wife said "I guess that's where you hang your pants."
Knowing that his wife knew nothing about farming nor did she know one cow from another, he told her to take the inseminator over to the barn and point out to him the cow in the stall with the nail driven partway into the stall gate.
When the inseminator arrived, she led him to the barn and pointed out the stall, saying "It's in that one with the nail in the gate."
The inseminator was curious and asked "Why is that nail there?"
To which the wife said "I guess that's where you hang your pants."