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Post by flyangler on Jan 5, 2012 19:55:59 GMT -5
Shamelessly pinched from elsewhere, but still funny (I thought)..... A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond. "What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde,"but we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."
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Post by nickiemcnichols on Jan 13, 2012 23:20:18 GMT -5
LOL, good one!
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Post by hollywood40 on Mar 8, 2012 15:48:32 GMT -5
Natural red heads are the smartest women on earth! Thier the only ones that can translate Blonde to Brunette and Brunette to Blonde.
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Post by D-cat on Mar 9, 2012 0:14:16 GMT -5
QFT: Natural red heads are the smartest women on earth! Thier the only ones that can translate Blonde to Brunette and Brunette to Blonde. Fluency in translation to real world English? Almost there. *They're --- Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Post by justbuggin on Mar 9, 2012 0:39:41 GMT -5
i was never great at grammar
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Post by terrilee on Mar 9, 2012 8:49:31 GMT -5
Natural red heads are the smartest women on earth! Thier the only ones that can translate Blonde to Brunette and Brunette to Blonde.
I CONCUR
dont be saying NOTHING bad about redheads i'll track u down
and the grammar error, well i'll forgive ya
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Post by hollywood40 on Mar 10, 2012 0:58:30 GMT -5
Sorry about the grammar ,I slept through most of my high school english classes.
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