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Aliens
Dec 30, 2011 12:57:39 GMT -5
Post by nickiemcnichols on Dec 30, 2011 12:57:39 GMT -5
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.
They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.' The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response. Pissed at the pump's attitude, he drew his ray gun and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed.
When he finally regained consciousness, he re-focused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?' The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his thingy over his shoulder and then stick it in his ear.'
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Aliens
Dec 30, 2011 16:42:55 GMT -5
Post by Globs on Dec 30, 2011 16:42:55 GMT -5
Brilliant The Ruth Curry bit is bunk though.
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Aliens
Dec 30, 2011 22:27:22 GMT -5
Post by frankj3 on Dec 30, 2011 22:27:22 GMT -5
If we could still give 'em out......+1 Too funny Nickie!!
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Aliens
Dec 31, 2011 0:31:03 GMT -5
Post by skuttadawg on Dec 31, 2011 0:31:03 GMT -5
Haha have not heard that one before .
I was in a chat room and a guy asked me how to pick up women at a bar . I said thats easy , I simply walk by , say howdy , casually lick an eyebrow and take my pick home with me .
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Aliens
Dec 31, 2011 0:54:22 GMT -5
Post by mainepeace on Dec 31, 2011 0:54:22 GMT -5
Put two arms around the waist and lift with the legs.
Greg
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