Post by flyangler on Dec 2, 2011 11:02:34 GMT -5
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Subject: Think You Know Everything?
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The liquid inside young
coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood
plasma.
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No piece of
paper can be folded in half more than
seven (7) times.
Oh
go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane
crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do
watching television.
**************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years
of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's
gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A
MOUSTACHE
***************************************************************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1)
olive
from each salad served in
first-class.
**************************************************************************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus
is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That
women are going the 'right' direction...?)
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Apples, not caffeine,
are more
efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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***********************************
Most dust particles in your house
are made from
DEAD SKIN !
************************************************************************
****
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first
' Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
**************************************************************************
PEARLS
DISSOLVE
IN
VINEGAR !
*********************************************************************
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro,
Coca Cola
, and Budweiser,
in that order.
**********************************************************************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not
downstairs.
************************************************************************
A duck's quack
doesn't echo,
and no one
knows why.
************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six
(6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from
the flush.
(I keep my
toothbrush in the living room now !)
***************************************************
And the
best for last....
Turtles can
breathe through their butts.
(I
know some people like that, don't YOU
?)
So.......................
Remember,
knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and go move your toothbrush
!!!
Subject: Think You Know Everything?
*********************************
********************************************
The liquid inside young
coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood
plasma.
*********************************
******************************************
No piece of
paper can be folded in half more than
seven (7) times.
Oh
go ahead...I'll wait...
****************************************************************************
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane
crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do
watching television.
**************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years
of age or older.
****************************************************************************
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's
gum.
*************************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A
MOUSTACHE
***************************************************************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1)
olive
from each salad served in
first-class.
**************************************************************************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus
is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That
women are going the 'right' direction...?)
*********************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,
are more
efficient at waking you up in the morning .
************************************
***********************************
Most dust particles in your house
are made from
DEAD SKIN !
************************************************************************
****
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first
' Marlboro Man'.
***************************************************************************
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
**************************************************************************
PEARLS
DISSOLVE
IN
VINEGAR !
*********************************************************************
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro,
Coca Cola
, and Budweiser,
in that order.
**********************************************************************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not
downstairs.
************************************************************************
A duck's quack
doesn't echo,
and no one
knows why.
************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six
(6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from
the flush.
(I keep my
toothbrush in the living room now !)
***************************************************
And the
best for last....
Turtles can
breathe through their butts.
(I
know some people like that, don't YOU
?)
So.......................
Remember,
knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and go move your toothbrush
!!!