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Post by frankj3 on Nov 28, 2011 21:15:19 GMT -5
Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Red, Fred and Bob.
As they start their descent, Bob slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Fred says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Red says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Fred says, 'Where did you get that beer, Red?'
'Bob's wife gave it to me,' Red replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Red says.
'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Bob's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
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