Post by skuttadawg on Nov 22, 2011 1:06:01 GMT -5
Based on Jeff Foxworthys " You might be a redneck " line of jokes here is some of my originals .
If your scooter has a gun rack , ......
If Harley riders complain your scooter is louder than their HD , ......
If you got your 15 minutes of fame by being on " Cops " TWICE ( lol) with your scooter , ......
If your scooter has a CB and 8 track player , ......
If you are banned from working on your scooter in Walmarts parking lot , ....
If you nailed a step ladder on the side in order to climb on it after you put a lift kit on it ,....
If your scooter smokes so much that the major pays you to ride your scooter around to kill mosquitoes , ...
If you put in a manual clutch , with a suicide shifter and 8ball shifter knob in order to chirp the tire when shifting into second gear , .....
If you used half a roll of duct tape for body panel repairs , .....
If you converted your scooter to run on 100% ethanol in order to smuggle moonshine , ....
If you lost your scooter after painting it with a camouflage scheme , .....
If you cooked roadkill with your exhaust pipe , ....
If you have a Yosemite Sam mudflap that says " Back off " ,.......
If your scooter has an electric bug zapper installed , ....
Hope you enjoyed and have some to share . No offense to any in which a joke applies to you
If your scooter has a gun rack , ......
If Harley riders complain your scooter is louder than their HD , ......
If you got your 15 minutes of fame by being on " Cops " TWICE ( lol) with your scooter , ......
If your scooter has a CB and 8 track player , ......
If you are banned from working on your scooter in Walmarts parking lot , ....
If you nailed a step ladder on the side in order to climb on it after you put a lift kit on it ,....
If your scooter smokes so much that the major pays you to ride your scooter around to kill mosquitoes , ...
If you put in a manual clutch , with a suicide shifter and 8ball shifter knob in order to chirp the tire when shifting into second gear , .....
If you used half a roll of duct tape for body panel repairs , .....
If you converted your scooter to run on 100% ethanol in order to smuggle moonshine , ....
If you lost your scooter after painting it with a camouflage scheme , .....
If you cooked roadkill with your exhaust pipe , ....
If you have a Yosemite Sam mudflap that says " Back off " ,.......
If your scooter has an electric bug zapper installed , ....
Hope you enjoyed and have some to share . No offense to any in which a joke applies to you
