Post by nickiemcnichols on Nov 3, 2011 0:51:34 GMT -5
There's a terrible fire at a department store and many people die. The fire was so bad that only the belongings of some victims were found. 3 men were called over to identify their wives from their handbags, the only thing left of the ladies.
The first man finds his wife's handbag and starts to cry, "Yes, that's my Betty's bag." He opens it up and finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "All these years we've been married and I never knew she smoked!"
The second man finds his wife's handbag and says sadly, "Yes, this is my Jane's handbag." He opens it up and finds a half empty bottle of whiskey. "All these years we've been married and I never knew she drank!"
The third man finds his wife's handbag and says, "Yes, this is my Annie's purse." He opens the bag and finds a box of condoms. His eyes open wide with shock and says, "All these years we've been married and I never suspected she was a man!".
The first man finds his wife's handbag and starts to cry, "Yes, that's my Betty's bag." He opens it up and finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "All these years we've been married and I never knew she smoked!"
The second man finds his wife's handbag and says sadly, "Yes, this is my Jane's handbag." He opens it up and finds a half empty bottle of whiskey. "All these years we've been married and I never knew she drank!"
The third man finds his wife's handbag and says, "Yes, this is my Annie's purse." He opens the bag and finds a box of condoms. His eyes open wide with shock and says, "All these years we've been married and I never suspected she was a man!".