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Post by loganhes on Sept 30, 2011 9:55:46 GMT -5
A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra
money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman"
and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if
he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything
she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes."
A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave
it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it
to her along with a $10 tip.
"Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch,
it's a Lexus."
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Post by ♣Luke♣ on Sept 30, 2011 15:00:46 GMT -5
why? what are blonde's known for? pls educate me,,i've just been americanized lately,i still don't know these thngs.
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Post by edfr on Oct 1, 2011 21:42:13 GMT -5
We want recent americanized people to learn all about america and learn all the ends and outs. But not all things can be taught some you have to find out for yourself to get the real truth and "WHAT ARE BLONDS KNOWN FOR" happens to be one that you need to stop a Blond and ask Her:
What is it about BLONDS why are there so many BLOND JOKES?
Lefty
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Post by quest4fire on Oct 2, 2011 5:59:20 GMT -5
Blond is a color of hair. A blonde is a person with blond hair.
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Post by TERRA NUVO on Oct 2, 2011 6:11:46 GMT -5
some blond woman have as much soul as any man could hope for.
but for the main stream ayrian blued eyed perfect figure self centered from thinking she is the society hope and pinnacle of sex appeal
book less Marlyn Monroe ding bat, no thank you.
I think the equally soulless Hugh Hefner type of men like them cause they have zero brains.
the facts are these, borderline personality disorder is up to 50 percent higher among those cold blow up dolls.
blond hair can be a red flag many times
stupid as a tree stump, cold hearted as a lizard in winter.
but i have to say, I resented this stereo type for years, then i dated one,
I will never merge with one of those soulless a--h---s again.
want to met the moral and mental exception to this,
cause there is always a exception,
cross evil kitty' path
I'd chase her bare foot thru a cactus patch just for her opinion any day. Attachments:
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Post by quest4fire on Oct 2, 2011 15:58:33 GMT -5
Blond hair is pretty, that's for sure. And from a distance, it draws the eye. Blondes are the butt of many jokes, probably because we resent the fact that we got turned down by them. I have met some intelligent blondes. By the way that was a funny joke and I am going to tell it to my wife and red haired daughter.
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Post by ♣Luke♣ on Oct 2, 2011 17:55:23 GMT -5
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Post by TERRA NUVO on Oct 2, 2011 18:23:24 GMT -5
maybe the real issue with blonds is their mainstream orientation.
few things in the world are more toxic then main stream thinking,
blonds seem pushed mainstream, to exist there, dead flat superficiality is a must.
I just know i can't stand the up tight and ruthless culture.
and absolutely perfect body's leave nothing to love. [/u]
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Post by ariot on Oct 2, 2011 22:30:42 GMT -5
I stopped by my wifes work one day and was talking to a cute brunet that worked with her, after a few mins of chatting with her she left, my wife walked over and I said to my wife" Kim is so dumb she should be a blonde" my wife replied she is blonde, she dyes her hair so people won't know shes a dumb blonde.
Sometimes you just can't hide stupid. BTW my wife was blonde.
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Post by mainepeace on Oct 4, 2011 15:18:26 GMT -5
Realize that every adage or stereotype is rooted in truth.
Greg
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Post by richardthescooter1 on Jan 5, 2012 15:56:40 GMT -5
My daughter is blond, she wanted to cook mac & Cheese, (she never did before) I said ok, after awhile I thought I better check on her, as she is cooking the noodles I noticed they were orange, I asked her what is in there, she said, the direction said add cheese and stir  ( I rest may case) ;D |
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