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Post by nickiemcnichols on Aug 17, 2011 12:20:48 GMT -5
Wanted: "Drink Taster In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director was in urgent need of looking for a replacement."
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels."
"Correct." A third glass. ''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father!"
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Post by flyangler on Aug 17, 2011 14:57:51 GMT -5
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