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Post by nickiemcnichols on Jul 27, 2011 0:11:26 GMT -5
The husband had just finished reading a new book “You Can Be the Man of Your House”. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on you need to know that I’m the man of the house and my word is the LAW!! You will prepare me dinner tonight and when I’m done eating you will bring me dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards you’re going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow guess who’s gonna dress me and comb my hair?”
The wife replied, “The' funeral director would be my first guess….”
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