Post by bigusmith on May 19, 2011 10:01:38 GMT -5
OK, Ladybug, I can puntificate, too!! ;D
Roy's House Slippers
Roy Rogers got a new pair of house slippers, and one evening he was sitting out on his front porch and kicked them off to air out his feet. When he got drowsy, he went on to bed, leaving his slippers out on the porch.
During the night a mountain lion came up on the porch, smelled the human scent on the slippers, attacked them, and chewed them to shreds.
The next morning, when Roy saw the damage, he became furious, grabbed his rifle, and told Dale Evans, "I'm going to track down that lion and kill it!"
A few hours later, Dale was sitting on the porch strumming on her quitar and quietly humming the tune "Chattanooga Choo Choo", when Roy walked up with the dead mountain lion slung over his shoulder.
Dale, upon seeing Roy with the dead lion, continued playing the same song, but then ad libbed to the tune:
"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
Roy's House Slippers
Roy Rogers got a new pair of house slippers, and one evening he was sitting out on his front porch and kicked them off to air out his feet. When he got drowsy, he went on to bed, leaving his slippers out on the porch.
During the night a mountain lion came up on the porch, smelled the human scent on the slippers, attacked them, and chewed them to shreds.
The next morning, when Roy saw the damage, he became furious, grabbed his rifle, and told Dale Evans, "I'm going to track down that lion and kill it!"
A few hours later, Dale was sitting on the porch strumming on her quitar and quietly humming the tune "Chattanooga Choo Choo", when Roy walked up with the dead mountain lion slung over his shoulder.
Dale, upon seeing Roy with the dead lion, continued playing the same song, but then ad libbed to the tune:
"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"